Greedy Trial Lawyer
Major Error In Script For Trial Lawyer Commercial
Category: In Your Face
There it is, posted for all the world to read on LUBBLOG - a suggested TV commercial script for a personal injury lawyer.
You would think that with all the legislation about "truth in advertising" we would see more of it, well, except for election campaigning. Here are some ads I would like to see:PERSONAL INJURY LAWYER. If you have ever been injured, sick, seen a doctor, been in a hospital, treated for any kind of illness, taken any kind of medication whether prescription or across-the-counter, had your feelings hurt, been insulted for any reason or even think you have, been looked at crossways, or generally just don't feel good about things, you may be entitled to MONEY DAMAGES. I will sue anybody for anything for any amount of money to compensate you for any real or imagined injuries or emotional distress. SOMEBODY MUST PAY for your suffering and pain. Most of the time it is not even necessary to go to trial, many companies and individuals will settle out of court because of the expense and bad publicity, which is what I am counting on. So, all you have to do is hire me to file your complaint and sit back and wait for the money to come in. Of course, I will be entitled to 30% of the damages awarded plus my expenses, but what the heck, otherwise you wouldn't be getting anything, would you? If you have a real injury, now that could be a problem, because I still get my fee even if the jury award doesn't cover your medical expenses. But, don't sweat the small stuff, it's better than nothing. I feel your pain.
I do not know why people write such inaccurate stuff about greedy trial lawyers. The customary fee is 33 1/3%, not 30%.
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That is so funny! I love your blog because it always brings a laugh to my day!!
Posted by: patti at December 20, 2006 01:17 PM