Greedy Trial Lawyer
Don't Call God - Pat Robertson
Category: News Defused
Pat Robertson has informed a small town that God will not be responding to any of its prayers because it voted out of office supporters of Intelligent Design in classrooms. This may be shocking news to some, but not a totally unexpected statement coming from a true believer in the cause. As a Greedy Trial Lawyer I have been told on more than one occasion not to bother calling a doctor when someone in my family needs medical care. And, I have been informed by telephone solicitors for law enforcement charities, after I have declined to make a telephone donation, that it would be a waste of my time to call on the local police in an emergency. So, I have personal experience with the "woe be to you and your entire family" threat.
Greedy trial lawyers, however, never make this threat no matter how terrible the criticism of our work or vicious the attacks on our morals. Our greediness keeps us on an even keel. We know that when the proponent of tort reform is injured or has the tragedy of an injury or death in his family he will likely turn to us. With equal parts greed and compassion we will undertake representation and file our frivolous lawsuit on his behalf. We will not even attempt to change his thinking. After we take our outrageous fee out of his recovery we will part knowing that he is greedy, too.
To get a feel for what bloggers are saying about Pat Robertson's statements here are a few to sample: the Sunday Morning Liberal Blog, Jack Bog's Blog and The Unobstructed View.
To read what he actually said check the article at the Christian Communication Network.
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