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Frivolous Lawsuit Night - Coming To A Ballpark Near You?
Category: Why Didn't I Think Of That?
Tim Ellsworth alerts us to a July 2 celebration I wish I could attend - "Frivolous Lawsuit Night".
Take me out to the ballgame or I'll sue
Those crazy minor league baseball teams and their promotions. The Altoona Curve on July 2 will sponsor "Frivolous Lawsuit Night" at the ballpark.The event was inspired by the ridiculous lawsuit filed by Michael Cohn against the Anaheim Angels because he didn't get a red tote bag at the team's Mother's Day promotion.
So what exactly does "Frivolous Lawsuit Night" entail? For starters, a whole bunch of lawsuit-friendly giveaways.
In case they, too, are a little miffed about being denied any Mother's Day freebies, the first 137 guys at the park will be given a pink tote bag.
The first 137 thirsty but thermally unaware women in attendance will get burn-proof lukewarm coffee.
And the kiddos have a treat coming their way too. The first 137 inexplicably hungry children will get a beach ball, complete with a warning not to ingest it.
"We realize that these giveaways as part of our Salute to Frivolous Lawsuit Night are fairly stupid and serve no real purpose," said Curve General Manager Todd Parnell. "But if our fans don't like them, then they can sue us!"
What a clever idea. I like this guy.
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